I did not take my toddler's sock off of his foot in the car today to wipe his disgusting green booger nose with because I didn't have a tissue in the parking lot of big brothers school. Nope, NOT ME!
That one parenting thing I said I would never do, the one where I use my saliva to clean my child's face, I would never do that. But it was picture day at school and I couldn't let him go in with whatever that black stuff was on his face. EEWWWWW Gross! NOT ME!
It wasn't me that fed my two children M&M's at 8am because I promised a treat the night before if they slept in the same room together with no problem. Sometimes you have to pick your battles. NOT ME!
Thanks MckMama you rock!
